"Yes, I suppose we haven't had much of a chance to catch up since I was cursed," he says. "I can uhm...well, it's difficult to explain."

He stands up straight, and shows off the extent of his powers, making himself taller and shorter, older and younger, fatter and skinnier, and showing her how elastic his body is now.

"Do you know, when I joined Weird Happenings all those years ago, I never imagined I would be one of the weird happenings myself." He grins ruefully.